Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q: Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it opened the refrigerator door?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.
- What do yo do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park in it, man.
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts.
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