Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.” “If I were to lay eleven roses next to… Continue Reading Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Good Morning Text Messages

Sweet Morning Messages I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!Opportunities will knock on your door every morning. But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by. Good morning.… Continue Reading Good Morning Text Messages

Romantic Good Morning Text

Cute and Romantic Good morning text I want a great morning to the individual whose kisses are the cause for my happiness and whose hugs make my life priceless. Correct morning hottie! Every day in my existence is perfect because it starts offevolved through wishing you a great morning. Have… Continue Reading Romantic Good Morning Text