Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.”
Sara: “Wife?”
Mike: “I’m working on it.”
Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.”
Mike: “You too.”

“If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.”

Man: “Excuse me?”
Woman: “Yea?”
Man: “Would you touch this?” (holds out his sleeve)
Woman: “Ok, why?”
Man: “Does that not feel like boyfriend material?”

“What is the difference between like and love?” Answer: “Spit and swallow.”

funny jokes to tell a girl

“If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.”

“Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.”

“Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.”


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Funny jokes to tell your girlfriend

  1. Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.” This joke is funny and flirty too. It shows that you are interested in your girlfriend and think she could one day be your wife. This joke could possibly sweep a woman off of her feet.
  2. “If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.” This joke is just really sweet. Every woman wants to be complimented. Telling your girlfriend that she is perfect and like a rose is a great compliment. Your girlfriend will swoon over this line.
  3. Man: “Excuse me?” Woman: “Yea?” Man: “Would you touch this?” (holds out his sleeve) Woman: “Ok, why?” Man: “Does that not feel like boyfriend material?” This joke is very funny, but cute. It would actually work to show that you want to be good boyfriend material for your girlfriend. She will see that you have a sense of humor and love this flirty joke.
  4. “What is the difference between like and love?” Answer: “Spit and swallow.” This joke is flirty and suggestive. It will show your girlfriend that you are humorous. It could also make her laugh. Every woman adores a man with a good sense of humor.
  5. “If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.”This joke is just very funny. It is sweet as well. All women want to feel wanted. If you tell your girlfriend this joke, she will know that you truly want her. This will win you major bonus points.
  6. “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.” Every woman loves a good compliment. If a man tells his girlfriend he cannot take his eyes off of her, it is going to boost her self esteem. She is going to feel attractive and wanted.
  7. “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.” With this joke, you will sweep her off of her feet. Letting your girlfriend know that nothing compares to her is very important. She will feel so special and wanted, it could win you a big kiss.
  8. “Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.” This flirty joke is very sweet. Women want to know that you want them. They want to know that you are paying attention to them as well. Letting her know that you want to see her every day will win over her heart. She will see that you are totally into her. This is a great way to make your girlfriend feel good about herself.
  9. “Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.” Telling a woman she is hot will make her feel great. All women want to feel attractive. Most women feel self-conscious about themselves. Telling her she is hot as the sun will show her that you are attracted to her. It will boost her self esteem as well. This one is a win-win situation.
  10. “Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.” With this flirty joke, you will show your girlfriend that she has stolen your heart, and you are stealing hers. Most women are looking for someone to steal their heart away. When you say this, she is going to be head over heals for you.

Sorry Saying Sms

Best Sorry Saying Sms

sorry saying sms

1.I Know I Messed Up, But Please
Forgive Me! I Should Of
Though A Bit Longer Before
Doing Stupid Things I’m Sorry
For That, I Know I Can’t Turn
Back Time, But I Really Want To.

2.Sorry May Be One Of The Most Misused
Words In The Whole Universe
But Is The Only Way I Can Tell
You How I Feel At The
Moment, Please Give Me A Chance
To Show You That Am Truly Sorry.

3.I Know My Sorry May Not Mean A
Lot To You At The Moment,
Please Give Me A Chance To Show
You That I Really Mean It And
You Can Trust Me All Over Again.

4.Hey Princess I Am Really Incomplete
Without You, Now I Realise How Big
Mistake I Did To Hurt You, Bt Now
I Am Really Crying Inside And
Feeling Sorry.. Plzzz Forgive Me.

5.I M Sorry Of Being So Emotional,
I M Sorry Of Being So Possessive,
I M Sorry That I Cry For You,
I M Sorry Because I Cant Live
Without You I Love You So Much.

Good Morning Text Messages

Sweet Morning Messages

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I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!Opportunities will knock on your door every morning. But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by. Good morning.

May rays of the morning sun light the fire in you to achieve big things in life. Good morning.

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

DREAMING or DOING is a choice that will mean the difference between FAILURE or SUCCESS. Good morning.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.

If you haven’t been able to achieve something, today is the best time to start working towards it again. Good morning.

Nothing is impossible when God is on your side. Good morning.

Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM, it is also a measure of how much you can DO. Good morning.

You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours.

Stop thinking about how much more you can sleep and start thinking about how much more you can do. Good morning.

Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Wake up and face life’s challenges head on. Else, life will become quite a challenge. Good morning.

I want you around in the morning and I want to know you’re legally required to be there.

It is good to dream big but your dreams will never see the light of day if you sleep big too. Good morning.

This morning will never ever come back in your life again. Get up and make the most of it. Good morning.

Even the smallest of thoughts have the potential to become the biggest of successes… all you have to do is get up and get going. Good morning.

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Each morning we are born again, what we do today is what matters most.

The greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know that you are an inspiration to others. Wake up and start living an inspirational life today. Good morning.

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.

You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.

If you don’t wake up right now with your full might, you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night. Good morning.

If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.

Rise up start fresh see the bright opportunity in each day.

Don’t wake up with the regret of what you couldn’t accomplish yesterday. Wake up while thinking about what you will be able to achieve today. Good morning.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.

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This message is to remind you that you are beautiful, talented and one of a kind. No one can stop you from doing anything that is on your mind. Good morning.

When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day.

Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start you day without it. Good morning.

Hi, my name is SMS, I travel all across the world. My home is mobile. Network is my vehicle. My business is to connect people HEARTS and keep them in TOUCH.

Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.

Life is like a piano, White keys are happy moments and Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give Sweet music in life…

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments…

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Dreams visit us when we are asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!

A good sms for good person for a good reason at a good time on a good day in a good mood to say good morning…

Hello, wake up… receive my simple gift of Good MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep you safe and happy all day long! take care!

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes Good Morning to one such person.

One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Friday has told Saturday that SundaY is a Fun day…

Shining angle stands, beside your silky bed, calling your nice name so softly, throwing flowers on you and saying…

Romantic Good Morning Text

Cute and Romantic Good morning text

I want a great morning to the individual whose kisses are the cause for my happiness and whose hugs make my life priceless.

Correct morning hottie!

Every day in my existence is perfect because it starts offevolved through wishing you a great morning. Have an top notch day baby.

Wishing you an excellent morning and a pleasant day!

S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
E”ffect which wins the hearts…
Yes… It’s your candy smile so maintain smiling always, excellent morning!

Appearance outdoor the window, sun growing for u, plant life smiling for u, birds singing 4 u, b’coz final night time I instructed them to wish you u precise morning!

Lovable desires 2 a lovable man or woman on a lovely day.

There are numerous stars but the Moon is U,
There r many buddies but the excellent is U,
To forget me is as much as U,
To gorget U is something i’ll by no means do!
*** appropriate Morning ***!

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I’m thinking of you and want you a outstanding day I need the great for you and desire things go your way.

You’ve got a lovely yawn to your face, a cup of coffee for your palms. All that stays is a good morning message from me. Have a super morning!

Night has ended the day gone by,
morning brings another day.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and depart your worries at the bright blue bay.
True Morning!

It makes me so glad,
this is what I’m gonna do,
ship a good morning message
proper returned to you,
appropriate Morning my pal.

5 Steps to a cute Morning:
Open your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Throw aside the covers.
Rise up from mattress.
And examine my message.
Desirable Morning my love.

I awakened sooner or later and thought something was lacking. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cellular cellphone and sent you a morning greeting. True Morning!

Knock!!!Knock!!!
May also I come into your global?
I carry no flora, No desserts,
but desires to maintain you fresh,
Prayer to preserve you wholesome,
And like to preserve you smiling…
correct Morning….

Good Morning Messages For Her

The Best Wish you could say to her is Good Morning My Love 🙂

good morning texts to herYou are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry. Good morning.

You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning.

There is only one remedy to cold shivery mornings – warm cuddly hugs with you. Good morning.

The beautiful morning DEW and the lovely morning HUE are symbolic of my love for YOU. Good morning.

I don’t care whether the sun rises or not, my morning starts only after I say that I love you a lot. Good morning.
Regardless of life’s ups and downs, you’re the sunshine that wipes away my frowns. xoxo

Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter, if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better. Good morning.

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Since I’ve spent the night dreaming about you, I want to spend the day cuddling up with you. Good morning.

The rising sun reminds me of your radiant face and the misty dew reminds me of your dreamy eyes. The sounds of the bustling city remind me of your soft whispers and the cool breeze reminds me of your tantalizing kisses. Good morning.

If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.

Your smile is the only inspiration I need. Your voice is the only motivation I need. Your love is the only happiness I need. Good morning.

It takes just one second to think about you in the morning, but the smile on my face lasts throughout the day. Good morning.

I hate to wake up because it takes me away from all the dreams I was having about you last night. Good morning.

I am tired of having to dream about you every night, I want you by my side so I can gaze at your beautiful sight. I am sick of waking up every morning and texting you, now I want to spend my mornings cuddling with you. I miss you, good morning.

Happiness, trouble, success, disappointment or failure – I don’t know what’s in store for the day, but I know everything will be fine as long as I have you in my arms. Good morning.

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Every day I wake up and forget all the reasons that make me sad because I just need one reason to make me happy – YOU. Good morning.

My past will never haunt me, as long as I have you sweetie. Good morning.

I don’t know how long we will be together because that is not important. What I do know and what really matters, is that we will never be apart. Good morning.

 

The cold morning breeze reminds me of you – a tingling sensation I feel on my skin, bringing a surge of joy from within. Good morning.

Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I pass every day imagining what it would be like to dream about you at night. Good morning.

Morning or afternoon, evening or night, I will always love you with all my might. Good morning.

I am sipping on hot coffee, looking outside my apartment window at the beautiful misty morning and all I can think about is YOU. Good morning.

I want to be the only guy to be in your heart, because you are the only girl in mine – now and forever. I love you, good morning.

I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I meet the girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.

Morning is the most beautiful part of the day, because I think about you when I roll around in bed. Good morning.

An Emoji Can’t Any any harm if you send it her with and cute loving emoji.

Don’t Wait for the opportunity Create One.