Good Morning Funny

Good Morning Funny

good morning jokes

——- Good Morning Funny —–

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.” Good Morning .

good morning funny

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.

Important note from a car manual:

Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.

Doctor: You’re obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.

Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name’s day Your Holiness!

Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict?

Bishop: It is the 16th, though.

Good Morning Text Messages

Sweet Morning Messages

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I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!Opportunities will knock on your door every morning. But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by. Good morning.

May rays of the morning sun light the fire in you to achieve big things in life. Good morning.

Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.

DREAMING or DOING is a choice that will mean the difference between FAILURE or SUCCESS. Good morning.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.

If you haven’t been able to achieve something, today is the best time to start working towards it again. Good morning.

Nothing is impossible when God is on your side. Good morning.

Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM, it is also a measure of how much you can DO. Good morning.

You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours.

Stop thinking about how much more you can sleep and start thinking about how much more you can do. Good morning.

Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Wake up and face life’s challenges head on. Else, life will become quite a challenge. Good morning.

I want you around in the morning and I want to know you’re legally required to be there.

It is good to dream big but your dreams will never see the light of day if you sleep big too. Good morning.

This morning will never ever come back in your life again. Get up and make the most of it. Good morning.

Even the smallest of thoughts have the potential to become the biggest of successes… all you have to do is get up and get going. Good morning.

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Each morning we are born again, what we do today is what matters most.

The greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know that you are an inspiration to others. Wake up and start living an inspirational life today. Good morning.

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.

You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.

If you don’t wake up right now with your full might, you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night. Good morning.

If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.

Rise up start fresh see the bright opportunity in each day.

Don’t wake up with the regret of what you couldn’t accomplish yesterday. Wake up while thinking about what you will be able to achieve today. Good morning.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you … but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.

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This message is to remind you that you are beautiful, talented and one of a kind. No one can stop you from doing anything that is on your mind. Good morning.

When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day.

Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start you day without it. Good morning.

Hi, my name is SMS, I travel all across the world. My home is mobile. Network is my vehicle. My business is to connect people HEARTS and keep them in TOUCH.

Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.

Life is like a piano, White keys are happy moments and Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give Sweet music in life…

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments…

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Dreams visit us when we are asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!

A good sms for good person for a good reason at a good time on a good day in a good mood to say good morning…

Hello, wake up… receive my simple gift of Good MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep you safe and happy all day long! take care!

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes Good Morning to one such person.

One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Friday has told Saturday that SundaY is a Fun day…

Shining angle stands, beside your silky bed, calling your nice name so softly, throwing flowers on you and saying…

Romantic Good Morning Text

Cute and Romantic Good morning text

I want a great morning to the individual whose kisses are the cause for my happiness and whose hugs make my life priceless.

Correct morning hottie!

Every day in my existence is perfect because it starts offevolved through wishing you a great morning. Have an top notch day baby.

Wishing you an excellent morning and a pleasant day!

S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
E”ffect which wins the hearts…
Yes… It’s your candy smile so maintain smiling always, excellent morning!

Appearance outdoor the window, sun growing for u, plant life smiling for u, birds singing 4 u, b’coz final night time I instructed them to wish you u precise morning!

Lovable desires 2 a lovable man or woman on a lovely day.

There are numerous stars but the Moon is U,
There r many buddies but the excellent is U,
To forget me is as much as U,
To gorget U is something i’ll by no means do!
*** appropriate Morning ***!

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I’m thinking of you and want you a outstanding day I need the great for you and desire things go your way.

You’ve got a lovely yawn to your face, a cup of coffee for your palms. All that stays is a good morning message from me. Have a super morning!

Night has ended the day gone by,
morning brings another day.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and depart your worries at the bright blue bay.
True Morning!

It makes me so glad,
this is what I’m gonna do,
ship a good morning message
proper returned to you,
appropriate Morning my pal.

5 Steps to a cute Morning:
Open your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Throw aside the covers.
Rise up from mattress.
And examine my message.
Desirable Morning my love.

I awakened sooner or later and thought something was lacking. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cellular cellphone and sent you a morning greeting. True Morning!

Knock!!!Knock!!!
May also I come into your global?
I carry no flora, No desserts,
but desires to maintain you fresh,
Prayer to preserve you wholesome,
And like to preserve you smiling…
correct Morning….

Good Morning Messages For Her

The Best Wish you could say to her is Good Morning My Love 🙂

good morning texts to herYou are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry. Good morning.

You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning.

There is only one remedy to cold shivery mornings – warm cuddly hugs with you. Good morning.

The beautiful morning DEW and the lovely morning HUE are symbolic of my love for YOU. Good morning.

I don’t care whether the sun rises or not, my morning starts only after I say that I love you a lot. Good morning.
Regardless of life’s ups and downs, you’re the sunshine that wipes away my frowns. xoxo

Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter, if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better. Good morning.

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Since I’ve spent the night dreaming about you, I want to spend the day cuddling up with you. Good morning.

The rising sun reminds me of your radiant face and the misty dew reminds me of your dreamy eyes. The sounds of the bustling city remind me of your soft whispers and the cool breeze reminds me of your tantalizing kisses. Good morning.

If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.

Your smile is the only inspiration I need. Your voice is the only motivation I need. Your love is the only happiness I need. Good morning.

It takes just one second to think about you in the morning, but the smile on my face lasts throughout the day. Good morning.

I hate to wake up because it takes me away from all the dreams I was having about you last night. Good morning.

I am tired of having to dream about you every night, I want you by my side so I can gaze at your beautiful sight. I am sick of waking up every morning and texting you, now I want to spend my mornings cuddling with you. I miss you, good morning.

Happiness, trouble, success, disappointment or failure – I don’t know what’s in store for the day, but I know everything will be fine as long as I have you in my arms. Good morning.

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Every day I wake up and forget all the reasons that make me sad because I just need one reason to make me happy – YOU. Good morning.

My past will never haunt me, as long as I have you sweetie. Good morning.

I don’t know how long we will be together because that is not important. What I do know and what really matters, is that we will never be apart. Good morning.

 

The cold morning breeze reminds me of you – a tingling sensation I feel on my skin, bringing a surge of joy from within. Good morning.

Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I pass every day imagining what it would be like to dream about you at night. Good morning.

Morning or afternoon, evening or night, I will always love you with all my might. Good morning.

I am sipping on hot coffee, looking outside my apartment window at the beautiful misty morning and all I can think about is YOU. Good morning.

I want to be the only guy to be in your heart, because you are the only girl in mine – now and forever. I love you, good morning.

I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I meet the girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.

Morning is the most beautiful part of the day, because I think about you when I roll around in bed. Good morning.

An Emoji Can’t Any any harm if you send it her with and cute loving emoji.

Don’t Wait for the opportunity Create One.