Thanks giving quotes 2016

50 Quotes  for Heartfelt Thanks giving Toasts 2016

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John Wooden

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.thanks-giving-2016-34

Ernest Hemingway

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with

what there is.

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Meister Eckhart

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.thanks-giving-2016-32Frank A. Clark

If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s

going to get.

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William Arthur Ward

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy,

and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.thanks-giving-2016-30

Theodore Roosevelt

Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us,

and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in

deeds.thanks-giving-2016-29

Marcel Proust

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners

who make our souls blossom.thanks-giving-2016-28

Neal A. Maxwell

We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings

count.thanks-giving-2016-28

Elbert Hubbard

I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not

able to appreciate.thanks-giving-2016-27

Oscar Wilde

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

William Arthur Ward

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is lil wrapping a present and not giving it.thanks-giving-2016-26

Seneca

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

Thornton Wilder

We can only be said to be alive in those moment when our hearts are conscious of

our treasures.thanks-giving-2016-25

Albert Einstein

There are only two ways to live your live. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The

other as is though everything is a miracle.thanks-giving-2016-24

W.T. Purkiser

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of

our thanksgiving.

William Shakespeare

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.thanks-giving-2016-23

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Frederick Keonig

We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we

don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

Betty Smith

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first or the last time, then

your time on earth will be filled with glory.thanks-giving-2016-22

William Faulkner

Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: It must be produced and discharged and

used up in order to exist at all.thanks-giving-2016-21

John F. Kennedy

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not

to utter words, but to live by them.thanks-giving-2016-19

Wilbur D. Nesbit

Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.

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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.” Good Morning .

good morning funny

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

 

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

 

I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.

 

Important note from a car manual:

Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.

 

Doctor: You’re obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

 

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.

 

Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name’s day Your Holiness!

Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict?

Bishop: It is the 16th, though.

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.”
Sara: “Wife?”
Mike: “I’m working on it.”
Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.”
Mike: “You too.”

“If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.”

Man: “Excuse me?”
Woman: “Yea?”
Man: “Would you touch this?” (holds out his sleeve)
Woman: “Ok, why?”
Man: “Does that not feel like boyfriend material?”

“What is the difference between like and love?” Answer: “Spit and swallow.”

funny jokes to tell a girl

“If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.”

“Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.”

“Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.”


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Funny jokes to tell your girlfriend

  1. Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.” This joke is funny and flirty too. It shows that you are interested in your girlfriend and think she could one day be your wife. This joke could possibly sweep a woman off of her feet.
  2. “If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.” This joke is just really sweet. Every woman wants to be complimented. Telling your girlfriend that she is perfect and like a rose is a great compliment. Your girlfriend will swoon over this line.
  3. Man: “Excuse me?” Woman: “Yea?” Man: “Would you touch this?” (holds out his sleeve) Woman: “Ok, why?” Man: “Does that not feel like boyfriend material?” This joke is very funny, but cute. It would actually work to show that you want to be good boyfriend material for your girlfriend. She will see that you have a sense of humor and love this flirty joke.
  4. “What is the difference between like and love?” Answer: “Spit and swallow.” This joke is flirty and suggestive. It will show your girlfriend that you are humorous. It could also make her laugh. Every woman adores a man with a good sense of humor.
  5. “If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.”This joke is just very funny. It is sweet as well. All women want to feel wanted. If you tell your girlfriend this joke, she will know that you truly want her. This will win you major bonus points.
  6. “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.” Every woman loves a good compliment. If a man tells his girlfriend he cannot take his eyes off of her, it is going to boost her self esteem. She is going to feel attractive and wanted.
  7. “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.” With this joke, you will sweep her off of her feet. Letting your girlfriend know that nothing compares to her is very important. She will feel so special and wanted, it could win you a big kiss.
  8. “Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.” This flirty joke is very sweet. Women want to know that you want them. They want to know that you are paying attention to them as well. Letting her know that you want to see her every day will win over her heart. She will see that you are totally into her. This is a great way to make your girlfriend feel good about herself.
  9. “Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot, and so are you.” Telling a woman she is hot will make her feel great. All women want to feel attractive. Most women feel self-conscious about themselves. Telling her she is hot as the sun will show her that you are attracted to her. It will boost her self esteem as well. This one is a win-win situation.
  10. “Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.” With this flirty joke, you will show your girlfriend that she has stolen your heart, and you are stealing hers. Most women are looking for someone to steal their heart away. When you say this, she is going to be head over heals for you.

Jokes for kids to tell at school

jokes for children

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

 

Q: Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it opened the refrigerator door?

A: It saw the salad dressing.

 

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

A: Look for the fresh prints.

  1. What do yo do if you see a spaceman?

A: Park in it, man.

 

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Rabbit farts.

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