99 Jokes for Kids: Pokemon Jokes, Pop Culture Jokes, Puns, and Rhymes

What did the deranged vegetarian say? “Kale! Kale! Kale!” (Draw out to sound like “Kill”)   Who is a chicken’s favorite Pokémon trainer? Braak!”   How did Squirtle know that his trainer was crying? She was Misty eyed.   What do you call a farting Robot? C3-PU. (C-3-pee-yew)   Who… Continue Reading 99 Jokes for Kids: Pokemon Jokes, Pop Culture Jokes, Puns, and Rhymes

Good Morning Funny

Good Morning Funny ——- Good Morning Funny —– Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.” Good Morning . A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you… Continue Reading Good Morning Funny

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.” “If I were to lay eleven roses next to… Continue Reading Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl