Jokes for kids to tell at school

jokes for children

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

 

Q: Why was the lettuce embarrassed when it opened the refrigerator door?

A: It saw the salad dressing.

 

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

A: Look for the fresh prints.

  1. What do yo do if you see a spaceman?

A: Park in it, man.

 

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Rabbit farts.

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